School...is not cool
A poem by SJ
She is ready thought my parents to be sent to school,
But but...I am only four.
Nasty boys stole my eraser,
So, I hurt them with my razor.
They showed their stinky teeth,
inturn I spat on their homework sheet.
School...is not cool.
The Math, History and Chemistry,
have always been such a mystery,
And getting a zero only increased my sorrow.
School...is not cool.
School is such a big bore thought I,
okay then, lets all go to Singapore said Dad.
With a 100 watt smile, I said Good riddance school,
my parents are super cool!
Oh! how wrong I was; they put me in a hell-hole called Keppel school,
I felt like hitting my head with a Bata chappal, it was so uncool.
School...is not cool.
Then came BSc in St. Josephs',
life was definitely not a bed of roses.
I met Mrinalini and Hemamalini,
but my best friend was only Shalini.
I was so sore after my BSc,
but still went to Mysore for my Msc.
School...is not cool.
Stinky toilets and a kleptomaniac roomie,
hostel life was certainly not comfy.
Sago payasam very nice, said the hostel cook,
Bhago jaldi, said the other girls this is total yuck.
School...is not cool.
A life partner should save me from this torture,
Amma find me a husband with Hugh Grant's feature,
anyone but a teacher.
She found this guy, Jay who was a manager.
Oh honey, let us just be gay said I,
Sorry babes, your school starts in May said he.
School...is not cool.
I can't work you see, I am an H4 said my application,
Not to worry missy, you get total tuition remission said Dr. C.
I longed for Rekha and Ranjani,
but got only Karen and Bethany.
School...is not cool.
Can I graduate this summer and have a ball, Dr. C?
Sorry for the bummer but you have to wait till fall, you see.
School...is not cool
Even with all this school, I am still pathetic,
sitting at home Aparna is exceptionally poetic.
School...is not cool.
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