cute little girl: Neen meen yellam sapidvya? (do you eat fish and all?)
maid: aama maa.. (yes)
cute little girl: koli? (chicken)
cute little girl: maadu? (cow)
maid: aama sapudvom (yes we eat)
cute little girl: aioo cow-oda kombu unoda vayathe kuthada? (oh no! won't the cow's horn poke your stomach?)
Ahem...no prizes for guessing who that cute little girl was.
PS- This post was done because my brain is on strike; refuses to think funny. Any remedies?